A few valentine's quotes for a chuckle.....
I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.”
" Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."